WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE NO SHAKESPEARE?!?!?!

As I stare at my massive and ever expanding book collection, I discover a disturbing notion. I own NONE of Shakespeare's works. None. Not a single one. Luckily for me, I'm in a lovely class about Shakespeare. Not about him exactly, but his literary creations. So, problem solved. My book case will be a bit more educated and classy.